Bernard and Chris: Want to get somethin’ to eat/drink?
(during the argument) Chris: Better, I just would you like to applaud y’all to possess plunging headfirst to your great river out of democracy. However, I am simply stating, why don’t we take a little time away right here to help you smack our selves on the the trunk, render a hug to the cheek, an effective hale and you can nutritious fare-thee-really to all or any our very own okay noble Cicelian customers. Ruth-Anne, people, you’re taking place. Ruth-Anne: Thank you, Chris. Do you provides a concern? Chris: Really, in fact, Edna, the thing i got planned was certain traces of Basho: “Into the a withered department, a great crow provides alighted: Nightfall inside the trip.”  (empty looks from everybody in the listeners) Ruth-Anne: Uh, Holling, you’ve got one minute to respond to you to. Holling: Uh, into the life of me personally, Chris, I haven’t an idea what you are talking about.
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Chris: Ed, we simply saw a peaceful changeover when you look at the government. Are you aware just how miraculous that is? . Today, smaller Cicely, Alaska, endured up-and lay another “W” on the “win” classification having democracy.
Chris: Greetings, Cicely, with this most incredibly breathtaking springtime early morning. A day distended which have new lease of life, an early morning on which, if i had the voice, I would release which have tune. It’s hard to think but a few brief weeks hence we had been food the Corn Flakes in the wintry dark. Today, better it’s still variety of darkened all of our around, but I am able to see the golden sparkle out-of Apollo’s chariot waiting about wings, planning to generate their entrances. Winter’s into lam, surely.
Chris: Really, all right. That has been Rockin’ Dopsie plus the Zydeco Twisters. And just before one. who was simply just before one? Better, before which was Pablo Lubadika Porthos carrying out something out this one-fourth hr that have. huh. Really, when the anybody can think about, go ahead and refer to it as in the. Uh, word of alerting towards unwary–don’t get sick this weekend. Our personal Dr. Joel was out-of to possess a medical meeting inside the Juneau. Most people are permitted a little boondoggle on occasion, I guess. When you find yourself they are aside Joel’s taken to an on-label physician away from Sleetmute. My personal pointers: get two aspirins and you will hold off ’til Tuesday. (imitating warbling bird phone call) Going back to the birdwatchers’ bulletin board. Sal Valdez gwisglet. (chuckles) All right. Saldez portaka. Sal Valdez accounts a beneficial whiskered auklet. Uh. I’m-I’m sorry, anybody. I seem to be trouble. Uh. I-We appear, We be seemingly blems gettin’ the words out. Tech-Technical problems? (transforms away from microphone)
Chris: Siegfried. Work 1. by Wagner. (smiles from inside the relief) Maurice: Stevens? Exactly what do do you believe you may be carrying out? Chris: Precisely what do your imply? (clears mouth) ‘Maurice: You realize what I am talking about. Das Rheingolds anything, but if you believe I will topic me toward whole Band out of Nibelung, you’re (scoffs) sadly mistaken. Chris: Okay Maurice. To be honest. something the problem is actually. My sound! Maurice: Just what, you got laryngitis otherwise somethin’? Chris: Something. Maurice: Ok, well if you would like continued coding, we now have the gretest musical comedies around the world staring you right in your face. But I want one indonesiancupid to kraut out-of my airwaves. Would you learn? Chris: Yeah. Maurice: Ok, a good. Play some reveal musical. (will leave the space) Bernard: Chris! (slamming during the screen) Chris: Bernard?! Bernard, is you!? Bernard: Hello, sister. Chris: Oh, boy! It’s your! Perhaps the chino’s failed to work out inside Botswana, huh? Bernard: Africa called, and that i replied. Chris: Whoo-dog! Bernard, sheer extremely it for you seems. Uh, just what indicate We was, really looks natural it you towards the, Bernardfortable too. Bernard: Your okay? Chris: Zero, are you presently? Bernard: Great. Chris: Huh. When’d you get right back? Bernard: Monday. Your didn’t know? Chris: Zero. I-I never ever got the cards. Bernard: We never ever delivered one to. I. really, I recently envision you’d. understand. Chris: Yeah, proper. Right. No blips with the radar. Chris: You aren’t dehydrated? Bernard: Hungry because a horse. You? Chris: I am dead once the Sahara. Chris and you can Bernard: Huh. (tilt minds on the other hand)